Janbimrig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane goblin.

Janbimrig created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janbimrig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Janbimrig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Janbimrig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Janbimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near bats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.