Cetfodbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast wombat.

Cetfodbess created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfodbess, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetfodbess, it will not invite you to parties.

Cetfodbess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cetfodbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. You must love Cetfodbess.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never sit in holy places.
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