Wegliblib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured wombat.

Wegliblib created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegliblib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegliblib, she will think nothing of it.

Wegliblib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wegliblib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegliblib.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about nebulae.