Rutkadsag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind hyena.

Rutkadsag created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutkadsag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutkadsag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rutkadsag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rutkadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Always obey Rutkadsag's priests.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.