Straggenyog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless finch.

Straggenyog created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggenyog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Straggenyog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Straggenyog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Straggenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never talk about planets.