Straggenyog is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless
finch.
Straggenyog created matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Straggenyog, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Straggenyog, it will turn you into a mouse.
Straggenyog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Straggenyog's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Never talk about planets.