Bastquillbop is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest
dragonfly.
Bastquillbop created a down quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bastquillbop, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bastquillbop, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Bastquillbop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Bastquillbop's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.
2. Never hurt ducks.
3. Do not dye your hair magenta.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Respect your elders.