Bastquillbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest dragonfly.

Bastquillbop created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastquillbop, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bastquillbop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bastquillbop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bastquillbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.