Nigfabdon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest goat.

Nigfabdon created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nigfabdon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigfabdon, she will be very unhappy.

Nigfabdon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nigfabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Nigfabdon.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nigfabdon.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never think about gravity.