Capcimquim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane monkey.

Capcimquim created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capcimquim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capcimquim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Capcimquim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Capcimquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capcimquim.