Cenfatflap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous fox.

Cenfatflap created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfatflap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cenfatflap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cenfatflap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cenfatflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.