Hamnellat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying camel.

Hamnellat created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnellat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamnellat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hamnellat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hamnellat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Hamnellat's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.