Cunjabbest is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous sheep.

Cunjabbest created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunjabbest, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cunjabbest, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cunjabbest's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cunjabbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never skip near ants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.