Negortmil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited coyote.

Negortmil created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negortmil, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negortmil, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Negortmil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Negortmil's Holy Commandments

1. Negortmil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if four foxes approach from the west.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
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