Wiksanmon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest fish.

Wiksanmon created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiksanmon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiksanmon, she will turn you into a slug.

Wiksanmon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wiksanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Hide from mauve foxes for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.