Tailtit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful porpoise.

Tailtit created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailtit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tailtit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tailtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always help ants.
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