Wipapp is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless warg.

Wipapp created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Wipapp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipapp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wipapp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wipapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat coconuts.
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