Witdosswan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying lobster.

Witdosswan created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witdosswan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Witdosswan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Witdosswan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Witdosswan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.