Gubbin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Gubbin created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Gubbin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubbin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gubbin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gubbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Gubbin on top of important buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never paint your face cyan.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.