Gun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient naga.

Gun created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never look in ponds.