Dobrullvigkad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong sheep.

Dobrullvigkad created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobrullvigkad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobrullvigkad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dobrullvigkad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dobrullvigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Dobrullvigkad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.