Febnig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking wasp.

Febnig created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febnig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Febnig, it will turn you into a frog.

Febnig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Febnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Febnig loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.