Cepjigstik is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent
manatee.
Cepjigstik created matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cepjigstik, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cepjigstik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Cepjigstik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Cepjigstik's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not make images of living things.