Febbatlig Tigganmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic naga.

Febbatlig Tigganmot created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Febbatlig Tigganmot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febbatlig Tigganmot, it will turn you into a puffin.

Febbatlig Tigganmot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Febbatlig Tigganmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febbatlig Tigganmot.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.