Labfubarm Flisdadartfossget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome goblin.

Labfubarm Flisdadartfossget created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labfubarm Flisdadartfossget, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Labfubarm Flisdadartfossget, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Labfubarm Flisdadartfossget's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Labfubarm Flisdadartfossget's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.
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