Nurlfonmut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain parrot.

Nurlfonmut created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfonmut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurlfonmut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurlfonmut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nurlfonmut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Nurlfonmut eight times a day.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Nurlfonmut on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.