Camhasbop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair armadillo.

Camhasbop created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camhasbop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Camhasbop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Camhasbop's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Camhasbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the west.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat spinach.
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