Popcemtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust rhinoceros.

Popcemtetti created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Popcemtetti, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popcemtetti, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Popcemtetti's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Popcemtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Popcemtetti's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if six whales approach from the west.