Cebmitpom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm toad.

Cebmitpom created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cebmitpom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebmitpom, he will not invite you to parties.

Cebmitpom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cebmitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if seven gulls approach from the east.

5. Run away from fawn porpoises, for they are unholy.