Hanyarlpak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful crane.

Hanyarlpak created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanyarlpak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanyarlpak, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hanyarlpak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hanyarlpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hanyarlpak loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never mention moths.