Gudflagnur is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive cobra.

Gudflagnur created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudflagnur, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudflagnur, it will torture you forever.

Gudflagnur's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gudflagnur's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.