Fitdimlip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, cheerful horse.

Fitdimlip created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdimlip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fitdimlip, he will be very sad.

Fitdimlip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fitdimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit near turtles.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Do not take Fitdimlip's name in vain.