Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful goblin.

Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad, she will turn you into a slug.

Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to birds while wearing magenta tights.

2. Never wear violet skirts.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Quillsafrawfodluncebfabbad on top of important buildings.