Nuttommif is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong cobra.

Nuttommif created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttommif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuttommif, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nuttommif's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nuttommif's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near otters.

2. Put Nuttommif first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttommif.

5. Always wear purple.