Honwanlin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless porpoise.

Honwanlin created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Honwanlin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Honwanlin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Honwanlin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Honwanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.