Wat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome raccoon.

Wat created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. You must pray to Wat four times a day.

3. Wat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Put Wat first in all things.