Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind hippopotamus.

Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Sitdubtapcincemingcit Rawtigged Mob.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.