Febgancin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome walrus.

Febgancin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febgancin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Febgancin, he will be very sad.

Febgancin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Febgancin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.