Sadpagkon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful dragonfly.

Sadpagkon created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadpagkon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadpagkon, it will not care at all.

Sadpagkon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sadpagkon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadpagkon.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if four ants approach from the north.

5. Do not speak about beans.