Bitdibflam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish lion.

Bitdibflam created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitdibflam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitdibflam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bitdibflam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bitdibflam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bitdibflam on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never run near rats.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always wear black.