Tancutpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm rhinoceros.

Tancutpod created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancutpod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tancutpod, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tancutpod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tancutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.