Maddotjop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable dryad.

Maddotjop created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maddotjop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Maddotjop, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Maddotjop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Maddotjop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.