Bellcidrag Henxemfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident warg.

Bellcidrag Henxemfun created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcidrag Henxemfun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bellcidrag Henxemfun, she will torture you forever.

Bellcidrag Henxemfun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bellcidrag Henxemfun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sheep.