Stippomlad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking badger.

Stippomlad created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stippomlad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stippomlad, it will turn you into a frog.

Stippomlad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stippomlad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured sharks.