Kinvagyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful centaur.

Kinvagyatt created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinvagyatt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinvagyatt, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Kinvagyatt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kinvagyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.