Wipcedhig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm swallow.

Wipcedhig created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcedhig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipcedhig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wipcedhig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wipcedhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.