Tenrandot is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, moody
manatee.
Tenrandot created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tenrandot, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Tenrandot, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Tenrandot's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Tenrandot's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt mice.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not kill eagles.
4. Do not wear nickel on your body.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.