Gemstercum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable beaver.

Gemstercum created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemstercum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gemstercum, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gemstercum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gemstercum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not take Gemstercum's name in vain.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.