Fonabfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful wyvern.

Fonabfom created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Fonabfom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fonabfom, it will turn you into a snail.

Fonabfom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fonabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Retreat if five badgers approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.