Tiflibdim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, two-faced horse.

Tiflibdim created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiflibdim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tiflibdim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tiflibdim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tiflibdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.