Rullzodtif Nigjip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart lizard.

Rullzodtif Nigjip created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullzodtif Nigjip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullzodtif Nigjip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rullzodtif Nigjip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rullzodtif Nigjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never look at nebulae.