Bushaphig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unjust crocodile.

Bushaphig created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bushaphig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bushaphig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bushaphig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bushaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Bushaphig's name in vain.

5. Hide if three sheep approach from the east.